Did anyone else notice how awkward it was at first? They had nothing to say to each other because they have nothing in common. Brad only likes her because she's the hottest girl he's ever seen.
Then Em drops the bombshell that she won't let him meet rikki. She's a protective mother, that's understandable! Especially when you really don't know this guy. When you aren't sure you want to introduce your potential fiancee to your daughter it only means two things. 1. You don't know him well enough and don't trust him and 2. NO ONE should get engaged after 6 weeks... you DON"T KNOW EACHOTHER! Why do 95% of the bachelor engagements fail? Because real life isn't like the bachelor. We can't all have a helicopter pick us up for our dates!
Then Brad breaks the rules by telling her he's giving her a rose!!!! Hmmmm he's so in love! You know why? Cause she's the only one to play hard to get! All the other girls are just automatically in love... it's magic!
Second one on one date goes to ... SHAWNtal, not Chantal, SHAWNtal.
Beauty Brad has this to say "Shawntal telling me that shes falling in love with me really has me thinking.................but last nights date with Emily was on such a deeper level!" Translation, I like that shawntal stroked my ego but I'm in love with Emily! After she tells him she's falling in love...what does Brad do? He hugs Shawntal. Really! No kiss!? He goes on to say "Tonight has to be big!" Aka if you love me you'll sleep with me.
Shawntal thinks she's special because they kiss in the rain. Brad's like mm hmm it's what I do on every date!
Third one on one date goes to Britt. FINALLY... is this girl the pet dog? Like seriously, she's been such a non factor in this whole show. She's just the cute skinny dog they forget to feed? Seriously B, eat something. You're painful to look at. Slash girls ana inspiration.
Michelle of course has the nicest things to say about this... "Sea of love or ship going down."
and this one "Britt and Brad would not even friend eachother on facebook"
Turns out she was bang on... Brad basically said, "Listen, there's no romantic connection - now get the f off my boat! No no I said get in the dingy!"
Group Date: Michelle, Ashley & Chantal
Michelle is too excited to be in sports illustrated! We get it, you're a model and you came on this show to further your career - goal accomplished. Moving on. Ash = hot bod!
Chantelle seemed to have a hard round stomach?? Pregs?
Michelle the aggressor takes on brad.
Did anyone else notice all the green veins in micelles chest and boobs?
Ashley is (thankfully) over being crazy and is now being sane good level headed girl!
No Brad, I just felt like a little sister watching on.. .whatever, I'm over this and going home.
OHHHHHHH NO you are not.
UMMM remember how Ashley and Chantal complained that Michelle did her shoot with Brad? Umm hello? Apparently you did too???
Licking lips Michelle finally gets sent home!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here are some classic Michelle moves.
Not one word to Brad before you left Mich? Really... okay just lay there stewing in your own craziness!!!
WHO WILL MARRY BRAD? Shawntal? Emily? Ashley? or Chantal?
Speaking of weddings, here's my wedding montage!
Kress Wedding Montage from lex kress on Vimeo.
hahah licking lips Michelle. She SO does that ALL the time!!! I hadn't even seen those Sports Illustrated photos yet, did you watch Michelle on Ellen yesterday? Youtube it!!
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