Friday, October 15, 2010

the things people say...

Last night I had to attend a work function.  It's an annual affair and always a crazy time... last year it was held in Saskatoon and we shut the place down at 5am.  There were a lot of free drinks flowing and inappropriate comments being made. This year was no different. Except when its held in your own city and you have to get up for work the next day the game changes a little. I am sitting here fighting to keep my eyes open... don't worry I'm going home in 15 minutes! 

Some of the inappropriate yet hilarious and complimentary or offensive (depends which way you take it) comments included but were not limited to: 

"You are way too good looking to be working with these shiny bean counters" 

"YOU are L? I thought L was a guy! I am pleasantly surprised, you are SO good looking!!!!!!" 

"Do you want to go back to my room with me?" ummmm NO!? I just told you I was engaged...and you just told me all about a 19 year old girl you are sleeping with and every position you've tried.... "Ok, it was worth a shot" 

"Heeeyyy how are youuuu?" Oh hey I know you, you're my friends dad!!! "Oh shit!"

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Entertaining night that's for sure!

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